Harry Potter likes funny Jaws.
He (Harry) is learning to sing in case he gets to serenade some lucky girl!
These guys are cool and their singing is not bad too!
Harry Potter and Jaws!
Monday, August 13, 2007
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions
What are they?
Deadly to whom?
Self mostly and other times to others.
You see, for addictions to work, it takes two.
You and your ego. Or if you're lucky, with someone else.
Cigarettes are cool.
Malboro man ads, celebrities smoke on stage, on movies...
Who needs lungs anyway?
Some over-rated smelly balloons...?
Just stick a pipe in your chest.
Or hold your breath like this little fella.
So, the good news is:
You choose what you would like to get.
An Australian ad goes, you can choose lung cancer, emphysyma, etc.
Then there are the drugs...
Ecstasy, LSD, coke...
Hey honey, "Before sex, or after sex?"
Julius Caesar...come back here!
Orgies are back in style!
Some people prefer to remember who and where, of sex.
Metadone.... just look at the drugies on the trains. Half-stoned.
Glazed eyes. Brains fried from listening to country songs or Barri Manilow?
Arggghh!
Help! Save me from becoming Shark Fins Zzoup Poop!
Hmm... tell me which!
Tell us what deadly addictions you have.
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions.
What are they?
Deadly to whom?
Self mostly and other times to others.
You see, for addictions to work, it takes two.
You and your ego. Or if you're lucky, with someone else.
Cigarettes are cool.
Malboro man ads, celebrities smoke on stage, on movies...
Who needs lungs anyway?
Some over-rated smelly balloons...?
Just stick a pipe in your chest.
Or hold your breath like this little fella.
So, the good news is:
You choose what you would like to get.
An Australian ad goes, you can choose lung cancer, emphysyma, etc.
Then there are the drugs...
Ecstasy, LSD, coke...
Hey honey, "Before sex, or after sex?"
Julius Caesar...come back here!
Orgies are back in style!
Some people prefer to remember who and where, of sex.
Metadone.... just look at the drugies on the trains. Half-stoned.
Glazed eyes. Brains fried from listening to country songs or Barri Manilow?
Arggghh!
Help! Save me from becoming Shark Fins Zzoup Poop!
Hmm... tell me which!
Tell us what deadly addictions you have.
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Harry Potter - Do You Leave The Toilet Seat Up?
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows and Toilet Etiquette...
Argghhh! Men!
I have to remind mine to close the lid after he uses the toilet!
You see, according to Feng Shui legend, toilet represents all the bad stuff!
Yeah, we know!
I even saw this jingle on the back of a friend's bathroom,
"If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..."
Haha... maybe some of you have other `sayings' which you can contribute to this post.
Hence, when we use the BIG HOLE!!! we should close it before we flush all that S*** down the gurgler...
Kind of like, stopping the bad energy from escaping....
Now, I am not sure what this little SWEETIE TWEETIE is looking at, but he must have blocked sinuses!
Hey Sweetie, go somewhere else for your glue-sniffing-fix!
Master of Potty, is Mr Harry Potter.
Argghhh! Men!
I have to remind mine to close the lid after he uses the toilet!
You see, according to Feng Shui legend, toilet represents all the bad stuff!
Yeah, we know!
I even saw this jingle on the back of a friend's bathroom,
"If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..."
Haha... maybe some of you have other `sayings' which you can contribute to this post.
Hence, when we use the BIG HOLE!!! we should close it before we flush all that S*** down the gurgler...
Kind of like, stopping the bad energy from escaping....
Now, I am not sure what this little SWEETIE TWEETIE is looking at, but he must have blocked sinuses!
Hey Sweetie, go somewhere else for your glue-sniffing-fix!
Master of Potty, is Mr Harry Potter.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Harry Potter - Chinese Pirated Potter
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows
Hmm... the Chinese really like Hally, (Chinese have problem with `r') so much so that they have copied him!
The final Harry Potter book is still being translated ...
Eager fans, impatient, have posted their own `versions' of the FINAL book!
Wow! Many Chinese J.K. Rowling! Ni-hao mah?
They call themselves, `International Wizard Alliance'.
Instead of using broomstick, the Chinese go about in bicycles!
Hally Potter.
Very Hairy Potter. Plenty of hair!
Actually, chinese men are not known for much `hair'! hehehe!
Very Hairy, Larry, Harry Potter.
Hmm... the Chinese really like Hally, (Chinese have problem with `r') so much so that they have copied him!
The final Harry Potter book is still being translated ...
Eager fans, impatient, have posted their own `versions' of the FINAL book!
Wow! Many Chinese J.K. Rowling! Ni-hao mah?
They call themselves, `International Wizard Alliance'.
Instead of using broomstick, the Chinese go about in bicycles!
Hally Potter.
Very Hairy Potter. Plenty of hair!
Actually, chinese men are not known for much `hair'! hehehe!
Very Hairy, Larry, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - The Mind of a Villian
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows
A villian. You know, one of those ... Bad Guys.
V xxxx (the name which must not be mentioned).
Snape. I love his greasy and messy hair!
Malfoy - teacher's pet
Hmm... tell me, who are your Favourite Villians?
What is it about them that you like or hate?
Do you think that the villians in Harry Potter are `bad' enough?
Could it be, just a little bit, that you see yourself in them?
Or is it the other way round?
Hey, it's fun to be a bad boy or girl!
Girls love BAD Boys!!!
Harry Potter and Villians
A villian. You know, one of those ... Bad Guys.
V xxxx (the name which must not be mentioned).
Snape. I love his greasy and messy hair!
Malfoy - teacher's pet
Hmm... tell me, who are your Favourite Villians?
What is it about them that you like or hate?
Do you think that the villians in Harry Potter are `bad' enough?
Could it be, just a little bit, that you see yourself in them?
Or is it the other way round?
Hey, it's fun to be a bad boy or girl!
Girls love BAD Boys!!!
Harry Potter and Villians
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Harry Potter and Medium
Harry Potter and Medium
Harry should be used to this by now.
He talked to his dead parents in the Enchanted Mirror.
Medium talks to spirits and they to her.
Let her tell you more....
Do you have someone, a loved one or friend, who has passed away and you did not have time to say "Goodbye" or "I love you"?
Maybe you need to make peace with someone and was too late to do so.
She has special compassion for those who died in violent ways and suicide, because they are still in shock, not realising what had happened and are `stuck' in no-mans land. They want to contact their loved ones who are still grieving for them.
She wants to help them to move on.
Harry Potter and Medium.
Harry should be used to this by now.
He talked to his dead parents in the Enchanted Mirror.
Medium talks to spirits and they to her.
Let her tell you more....
Do you have someone, a loved one or friend, who has passed away and you did not have time to say "Goodbye" or "I love you"?
Maybe you need to make peace with someone and was too late to do so.
She has special compassion for those who died in violent ways and suicide, because they are still in shock, not realising what had happened and are `stuck' in no-mans land. They want to contact their loved ones who are still grieving for them.
She wants to help them to move on.
Harry Potter and Medium.
Harry Potter and Blogging Den
Harry Potter and HarryAngel has a new friend.
Blogging Den
A small band of friends who like to (you guessed it!) B-L-O-G!
Yipee!
Harry Potter and friends!
Blogging Den
A small band of friends who like to (you guessed it!) B-L-O-G!
Yipee!
Harry Potter and friends!
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